WTF IS ON MY SHOULDER?

MY PET DRAGON ON MY SHOULDER

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THE BUREAU OF PRISON BOARD lets an individual who is self surrendering bring two items with them into prison, an inexpensive watch and a religious cross. These are the only two items you can bring in from the outside world. Last night my boyfriend said I can take his watch with me when I go to prison. This opened up a flood gate of tears. A simple watch, now is going to hold so much meaning to me. I will wear it daily to help me get on with life in prison . It will be a remainder to me of the support and love I have on the outside. It will help me remember the Love we both shared and the memories we gave each other. I know I may be being dramatic here, but it is really amazing how a simple watch is going to be so powerful to me, in Prison. I love my boyfriend, he is one of the reasons I have made it so far these last 7 months and he is the reason I will make it until I self Surrender on Jan. 8th. Without him, my family and friends I would not be able to cope with what I am facing and I thank god for them everyday. I suspect my parents will be getting me the Cross I get to wear in prison and that will remind me of the love and support of the family I have on the outside. Thanks for listening to my thoughts. Love you- Jamie

So today I was running all over doing Christmas shopping. I needed a bunch of Visa Gift Cards, so I went to Rite Aid to purchase them a couple times through out the day. I needed to get one more, this time bringing my boyfriend. I went up to the same cashier as I had seen the other two visits. What came out of the cashiers mouth will forever haunt me. This cashier must have been about 19, a cute girl. I hand her yet another gift card to purchase and she looks at me and the boyfriend and says
" IS THIS YOUR SON?"
I think to myself, " She did not just say that". I look at her and say, "hmmm?". All confused. LOL. She then again says, " IS THIS YOUR SON?" I'm thinking now in my head, "OH HELL NO, NO SHE DIDN'T!" Then I start counting down in my head " In 5-4-3-2-1". Like those big black gurls on MADTV do. In that skit where they come back and "READ A BITCH". Before I could say anything the boyfriend says " hahah no were friends." Totally stealing my thunder by not allowing me to come back with " ummm no bitch this is my boyfriend, though he may call me Daddy sometimes". LOL . Do I look that fucking old that my 21 year old boyfriend could be my son? LoL bitches don't answer that. Thought I would share that story with ya.

Peace out - Jamie